Welcome to the Half-Assed Men Recovery Club

Welcome to the Half-Assed Men Recovery Club

Welcome to Half-Assed Men Recovery Club—a smart, savage, and self-loving corner of the internet created for women who are DONE tolerating low-effort relationships and ready to glow the hell up.

This site isn’t just about men—it’s about YOU.

It’s about healing your heart, fixing your picker, and stepping into your full power—mentally, physically, financially, and emotionally.

💡 What This Site Is:

  • A recovery and glow-up hub built for women who want to laugh, learn, and level up.
  • A mix of blog content, downloadable tools, and AI-powered bots (aka digital life coaches).
  • A private space that speaks truth with humor and zero fluff.

🚨 You Need a Free ChatGPT Account to Use the Bots

To access any of our interactive tools (aka bots), you must have a free account with ChatGPT at chat.openai.com.
The bots are built using GPTs (custom tools inside ChatGPT) and won’t work without logging into that platform.

No exceptions.
We don’t collect your data, and your interactions happen on ChatGPT’s site, not ours.

🧠 What You Should Know:

  • A free ChatGPT account is all you need to use our bots.
  • A ChatGPT Plus subscription (currently $20/month) unlocks faster responses, more interactions, and premium features—but it's optional.
  • We do not sell ChatGPT access—we simply build specialized tools using their platform to make your life easier.
  • If you hit your free usage limit, just wait a few hours or upgrade to ChatGPT Plus for more.

🛠️ What You’ll Find Inside:

  • Recovery Tools: It all start with the Half-Assed Men Recovery Bot—the OG decoder that launched this whole thing. Since then, we have added tools to help you laugh, heal, and glow the hell up. You'll find the Text Decoder, Captain Save-a-D@#$ Analyzer, Breakup Survival Kit, and more—some are interactive bots, some are downloadable guides.
  • Self-Help & Glow-Up Tools: We've got fitness plans, mindset boosters, and glow-up trackers ready to help you get strong inside and out. Some are freebie downloads, some are bots, all designed to help you start shining.
  • Financial Empowerment Tools: Whether you're catching up or leveling up, we've got you covered. From budgeting templates to beginner investing tips and money mindset tools, these resources are here to help you take control of your finances and build the life you dream of—solo or partnered.
  • Freebies & Paid Access: Some resources are 100% free and make great lead-ins to our membership. Others are locked behind the member wall. We always label what's free, what's premium, and what gets emailed when you opt in.

💬 About Our Membership

Want unlimited access to our premium bots, downloads, guides, and future content drops?
Join the membership and get:

  • All premium tools unlocked
  • Bonus toolkits + printable guides
  • Early access to new bot launches
  • Exclusive member-only blog posts and downloads

We price this fairly, because you’ve already paid enough dealing with emotional freeloaders.

⚖️ A Few Ground Rules:

  • One user per account—please don’t share login access.
  • These bots do NOT replace therapists, lawyers, or doctors. They're supportive tools to help you take back your time, peace, and power.
  • You are responsible for what you input. The more context you give the bots, the better the advice.

🔥 Who This Site Is For:

  • Women who are ready to stop fixing men and start fixing their damn standards
  • Women tired of vague texts, bad dates, and empty promises
  • Women who want results
  • Women who want to show up and glow up —whether it's dating, fitness or financial freedom.

If that’s you?
Welcome home. 💋