Welcome to the Half-Assed Men Recovery Club.
This isn’t your typical breakup blog. It’s not a pity party, and it’s definitely not a man-bashing forum. It’s a glow-up movement for women who’ve been through it — the gaslighting, the ghosting, the “he’s just going through a lot right now” phase — and decided: never again.

We’re not here to talk trash. We’re here to talk truth.

Why This Club Exists

Let’s be real. Most of us didn’t just wake up one day and say, “I think I’ll lower all my standards and date a walking red flag.”
We landed there because we were exhausted, hopeful, forgiving, or simply never taught what healthy love actually looks like.
This space exists to help us:
- Break old patterns
- Build self-worth that doesn’t bend for breadcrumbs
- And laugh our way through the healing process

We heal with humor here — not hate.

Not All Men Are the Problem

Let’s make one thing clear:
We don’t think all men are bad.
We know there are good, high-effort, emotionally available men out there — and honestly, we hope you find one.

But we’re not going to sit around waiting for one. We’re going to get our lives together so that if and when he shows up, he’s a bonus — not a bandage.

This Is About You, Not Them

This blog isn’t about changing them. It’s about fixing your picker. It’s about learning to spot the signs sooner, walk away faster, and value yourself so deeply that no half-effort man ever gets your full attention again.

It’s about financial glow-ups, body confidence, boundary setting, and joy — with or without a relationship.

What to Expect

Here, you’ll find:
- ✨ Dating detox guides (Captain Save-a-D*** recovery included)
- ✨ Finance and fitness glow-up tools
- ✨ Humor, healing, and high standards
- ✨ A sisterhood that doesn’t shame — it shines

So if you’ve ever found yourself explaining to your friends why he’s not that bad...
If you’ve ever lowered your standards to keep someone who wouldn’t raise theirs...
Or if you’ve just decided you’re done settling for 50% effort...

Then you’re in the right place. The glow-up starts now.